The Most Humorous Post ever written in Blog History

First of all!!! a big "HIIIII" to everyone.

It has been a long time since, my last post was posted. I wanted to write but there had been a series of events which bamboozled me and put me in a state of comatose and moreover no net connection.

Now, that I am stable (not that I was delirious) and acclimated and on top of it, a high speed net connection would like to pen in the series of fortuitous events which happened in a span of 3 days.

So 'guy’s n gals' fasten your seat belts to have a roller coaster ride to venture into my weird world.

BTW, I AM VERY SORRY ABOUT THE POST TITLE. I LIED…. :) :) :)

To start with:

FACTS:

1. It’s true that we, residents of PETRONIWAS (our bungalow) have avowed to our house owner that we (8 out of 8) will be vacating the house by July end.

2. It is indeed, true that I forgot my mobile in my jeans and put it in washing machine for surf excel wash.

3. Our house owner is an avaricious guy. God bless his tenants!!!

INFERENCES:

1. Yes, u got it right. It was the end of the July month and we didn't search of any of the houses and that means we are literally on roads.

2. That means, we are “SCREWED”.

3. About my mobile, yeah, it has become clean, not even single dirt on it. Seriously, Surf excel works. And regarding the working part, you will get to know eventually.

29th July 2010

Around 6pm

We were all sitting in one room and discussing the possible options. We even tried to abjure our owner to let us stay in the house for 2-3days ,so that we could find a place to live in. But Thanks to his greedy nature, he rejected our plea saying that the other party is gonna occupy from 1st and they had paid the advance.

We had no other options, Thanks to our laziness of finding houses. Trust me; I am sure majority of the guys hate it.

Everyone was trying to connect to some or the other broker, trying their level best to get some kinda relief from somewhere. Even I was trying to call some of my office friends to ask them if it's possible for some of us to stay with them for 2-3days. I was trying to call my office friend but the call used to get connected to someone else.

I tried calling my Office friend but it went to my roommate Vineet and imagine we talking over the phone staying in the same room.

I again called but this time it went to someone else.

On this, Vineet was telling me to keep on tryin so that we can get a girl's number at least. we were laughing but deep inside everyone was cogitating.

30th July---

Today, we all went to office feeling somnolent as we didn't sleep the whole night thinking of all the possibilities. we had to vacate the house the next day.

Thankfully, our colleagues have come to our rescue. eight of us divided in 4groups and planned to stay in some of our colleagues houses but the bunglow matter didn't close yet.

Our house owner gave us half of the advance ammount which he took from us in the starting, which he said he has cut it for some maintenances and other crap.

Seriously, we were cursing the person who started the advance system. People like him would eat away all the amount.

In the mean time we were talkin to all brokers and lookin into the house matter. As usual my great phone was connecting me to different varieties of people ranging from old people to children except the number which I wanted to reach. And also it took great care, not to connect me to any unknown number of a girl also.

Damn!! my God damn phone...

31st July----

Finally the day has come. We had to vacate by evening. We took leave from office shifted our base to our friends house bidding adieu to our beautiful bunglow. In the afternoon, we were again trying to call brokers.

This time i wanted to try out from my phone for the last time.

I called!!!

Ring was goin on....

i was praying... Please God! Not this time please...

Suddenly, someone lifted the call....

It was a lady's voice....

Oh God not again....

But this time guess it was destined. The lady, who picked up, was also looking out for tenants and then what, in no time we were in her house. We liked the house. Paid the advance and were quite relieved.

But the day didn't end there...

In the evening, when everything was over, we went for a movie to feel good again. We went for "INCEPTION" in PVR.

In the interval, I came out of the theatre to have a drink for myself. i was feeling good that finally we got a house but my mind was preoccupied with something don't know.

I went inside the theatre and took my seat. It was more than 5min over but the movie was not starting. some Tamil movie trailers were goin on. Then, suddenly a beautiful girl comes near me and says “Excuse Me”.

Me, in style after looking her.—“Yes”

She was wearing Black gown with black stilettos (That’s what it is called I guess) with a comely appearance.

Her –-- "you are sitting in my seat".

I checked my ticket and told her that it was my seat.

She saw my ticket and told me that I had come in the wrong theatre.

Then, I looked around. None of my friends were there.

Shit!! I came in screen 3 instead of screen 4. And those were not Tamil trailers. That was actually a Tamil movie being screened.

She started smiling at my unfortunate circumstance.

I told her sorry and ran towards the exit repenting -why the hell didn’t I book for this Tamil movie.

I came out and went in the screen 4 and this time i was careful.

I took my seat. Was relieved seeing my friends around.

When I told what happened during interval, everyone couldn't control their laughter. Even the ones who were waitin for the local were smiling.

Goddamn!!

Went home i.e. my friends house, and slept well after three long days.

The next day we shifted to our house. But the worst part was, we spent we spent almost the whole of salary for the advance and other settlements.

It was just the starting of the month and we were out of money.

The whole month we ate in dhabas saving each penny and didn't even hit malls till today.

Eagerly waiting, for our next month's salary, to start living properly.

Seriously those 3days were horrible...

Now when I look back, I think everything happens for good only.

P.S:- 1. Till now i didn't have my call connected to a girl. It is still uncles and aunties pickin up. "God! MERA NO. KAB AAYEGA".

2. Next time, anyone by mistake goes in other theatre, make sure u don't tell anyone... Otherwise u r screwed like me...Now, i double-check whenever I go for any movie.

3. Washing your phone in washing machine (with Surf Excel) removes not only dirt on it but also its inside memory. Don’t know about other washing powders. Just try out…. JJJ