EYE, Me & Myself

5th November
7.30 A.M, Chennai

Today I woke up as usual in the morning to get ready for office. Went in the bathroom to brush my teeth but then, I was appalled by the sight which I generally used to see in movies.

"Holy shit,
Its swollen,
Oh MY God It has become black"
talking to myself like a soliloquist looking into the mirror.

I came out in horror. I was really scared .
"Is this a real one, can't be. It was in my dreams as far as I remember" thinking deeply.
I went back and saw it clearly. No... Its real.
Again going back into my thoughts...
"But how can it be possible. SALMAN KHAN did Hit me but that was in my dreams not in real...."

I started praying to God " God, please!! make my eye as good as before.. I promise I won't Kiss KATRINA KAIF again without Salman's permission neither in my dreams nor in real life if I ever happen to get a chance also .. never .. ever... I promise "

It started paining like anything now.
I tried waking up my room-mate. But as usual he was still sleeping.
Then, I again tried waking him up but this time harder. He woke up and was suddenly affrighted after seeing my face right in front of his.

"What the hell has happened to your eye"? asked my room-mate really in a state of shock.

"It's swollen and its hurting me a lot man"... trying to open my eye fully.

I showed my condition to all my house-mates and as expected all were horrified.

They started to make fun of me.

"He must have tried to hit on a girl who has a boyfriend I guess.. that's why this black eye" said one of my house mate and all started to laugh just to make the situation lighter.

Then, they asked me not to come to office like this and have my eye checked with a good doctor in city.

I took leave that day. I took rest in home. My eye condition worsened by afternoon. The swelling was more. I could hardly open my eye and water was continuously flowing out of my eye and on top of it i couldn't bare the pain anymore.
I was feeling as if something was eating my eye from inside.
I started having head-ache.
Trust me, this was a like a 3rd degree torture to me.

I took an appointment and consulted an eye specialist.
There was a pus formation in my eye it seems.
The reason for this is my Body Heat( Oh My God, I am so HOT)and change in climate.
He asked me to have lots of butter milk and gave me some pain-killers and tablets to gulp it down the throat.

I took the pain-killer and the tablets and rested .

After 2 days,

the whole pus came out and my eye came back to its normal shape.

Trust me guys... I have been through hell those 3days.
Seriously, after that suffering my happiness had no limits.
Now, I could empathize Gandhiji's feelings after freeing INDIA from British after going through so much of suffering...(lol.. weird comparison but still).

I went to office that day. All of my colleagues in fact friends came near my cubicle just to see my eye. They all surrounded my cubicle as if i am a circus clown doing a performance in the office.
Seeing them all of the other officers got suspicious and they also came to see me.

Even though it was crowded I liked it. Trust me guys, I was feeling great in fact.

To celebrate my happiness, we all went for the movie"Ajab Prem Ki Gajab Kahani" that day even though it was raining heavily.

We all were completely drenched while we reached the theatre. We all were literally shivering while watching it but was worth it... Had a great adventure on the way of reaching theatre. Probably i would write about it in my next post.

But,in short I celebrated my happiness properly. Had fun.

In fact I have learnt 2 most important things from my suffering :

1. Have butter milk everyday to cool your body to fit yourselves into the Chennai Climate

2. Never ever hit on or flirt with a girl without knowing whether she has a boy-friend or an elder brother.
No...no... Not even in your dreams...
If then also you want to.. take their permission first............ :):)